BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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Message # 245
N: Plume
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U: http://plume.diaryland.com
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Here I am signing your back. No you back. Not your back. Nude modelling? I would comment on that but my tongue is dropping to the floor and getting the way. Youwzers. hardy har har. Maybe I need a chupa chup. I'm not sure if I've ever seen one outside of Zool. Your suburban ghetto sounds like heaven to me. Or at least farther from hell. Maybe one day I'll pop in for a chupa and a talk. More chupa less talk though. A desert island would be nice too actually. As long as I can have my computer and cable tv. And some chupas. Stop obsessing about the cupas, plume. I have to decline your offer to let me write your assignment. I feel it would go against my ethical whassits and my moral voodoomajic. Sorry. Although you can steal this from me: "he was very bright because he lived in a lamp store". See, practically writes itself. ..I really hope that guy is looking lustfully at the laptop. And not the lap. Because otherwise they're going to need some kind of lubricant methinks and I don't know if cocos oil will do. It's like that great biblical story. Adam and Steve. And the shark. Ooh.
You called at 5:06 pm - Wednesday,May 22, 2002
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Message # 244
N: wordy
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hehe, glad you liked. apparently at least one person took me seriously...*sigh*...just my little way of sneakily finding out if my older sister found my diary...teehee. good luck with academics. i have faith in you.
You called at 0:34 am - Wednesday,May 22, 2002
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Message # 243
N: Plume
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U: http://plume.diaryland.com
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Hehe. Right after you commented on the lack of people signing my guestbook a lot of people signed my guestbook. Funny dat. I think people are just getting tired of me. And it's hard writing something interesting every single day for the rest of my life forever ever. They all get bored eventually. Anyway. you're older than me. Just. I'll catch up to you some day though. I hope you is okay. I was trying to nap earlier too and I failed as well. Not because of people having sex, but because it was too hot. But I guess that's two sides to the same.. side? case. I don't know. ...and where would that perfect place be?
You called at 5:30 pm - Tuesday,May 21, 2002
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Message # 242
N: Argyle
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Yeah, ah well, the old folks use this as an excuse to get all done up, wear white gloves and eat cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off, whatever turns their crank. Good luck, I look foward to stories of debauchery and binging post-dissertation!
You called at 8:06 am - Tuesday,May 21, 2002
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Message # 241
N: natashka
E: tangy1266@yahoo.com
U: http://natashka.diaryland.com
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hey des, good luck, eh. to answer your previous q, i had an okay weekend. i want the weather to be warmer, but i can't control that, so i have successfully let that one go. again, best wishes and blessings and such.
You called at 11:58 pm - Monday,May 20, 2002
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Message # 240
N: Plume
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U: http://plume.diaryland.com
M:
Oohlala, awesome :) ..hooray for religion and you and all good things come to he who mas.. waits. And I'm tired. I'm going to go really sleep. The sleep of the just. Or the righteous. Or the sleepy. I can't remember.good luck!
You called at 5:29 pm - Monday,May 20, 2002
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Message # 239
N: rfb
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U: http://rfb.diaryland.com
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I want to say something encouraging in regards to people's silly preconceived notions but no matter how I start out I seem to end up with the conclusion of "people suck, ignore them". (Which is far easier said than believed, I know from experience.) So I'm not going to attempt it any more right now and just say that you have an email from me which is probably half unreadable due my current inability to form coherent sentences. I'm going to blame it on my fever and then leave to ramble incoherently in my diary. G'night.
You called at 10:54 pm - Sunday,May 19, 2002
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Message # 238
N: Plume
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U: http://plume.diaryland.com
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Well a drug and whoring spree does sound appealing. But I think the social phobia thing would get in the way of that too. But one day I'll tour the world and mooch off of my readers yeah. And I deeply thank you for the wonderful compliment you gave me. That I'm not a pedophile. That was beautiful. Say that to the nazi kindergarten teachers. How old are you anyway? I have a feeling I know that. But I always forget everything. And also that's an impolite question. But at least you're not a very good half-idiot. If there's something that it's good to fail at it's being an idiot I guess. Maybe you could get a job as a quarter one. Although that would be a stretch too. Thank you for the very nice present. Imagine me imagining what's in it. The gift of imagination. Or maybe I need some whoring and drugging and drinking. I need sleep anyway, nitey nite :)
You called at 5:27 pm - Sunday,May 19, 2002
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Message # 236
N: rfb
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U: http://rfb.diaryland.com
M:
Psst. I replied to your email. Now you can't say I didn't warn you in return.
You called at 8:49 pm - Friday,May 17, 2002
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