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Message # 295 N: Plume E: U: http://plume.diaryland.com M: Did I mention that they played Knocking on heaven's door at work a couple of days ago? be blissed. Don't you crai aye. You called at 3:44 pm - Tuesday,June 4, 2002

Message # 294 N: plume E: U: http://plume.diaryland.com M: What a charming residence. Don't be sad. I'm not very convincing. Thank you for the 2000th. You are forever inscribed in the tomes of... well my guestbook yeah. I was kind of imagining that I was the owner of the munched shaft, the munchee not the muncher. Very selfish of me. I certainly don't want to munch my own. That sounds much too complicated and risky. And with the feds on our heels I've decided to cancel the ceremony yeah. Still you get the fancy title of "Nutty Squirrel" and you may munch nuts of the treey kind. I can't drive and I don't. My dad sold our car way back in the poverty striken depression and I've learnt to deal with not havin the comfort of automobiles. I do drive a mean bike though. Don't be screwed either. I'm going to go to bed and loosen my nuts and bolts and screws. Congratulations on being number 2000 and thank you for contributing immensely to the reaching number 2000 feat. You called at 6:02 pm - Monday,June 3, 2002

Message # 293 N: Plume E: U: http://plume.diaryland.com M: You know, saying "honestly" twice is really once too many. It just doesn't sound sincere. The fbi are cleverer than that. I think that was my longest guestbook signage ever. I'm proud of myself. You called at 10:48 am - Monday,June 3, 2002

Message # 292 N: Plume E: U: http://plume.diaryland.com M: Good afternoon milady. You know England and Denmark could very well end up meeting. If they are 1st and we are second or vice versa. Verca. Verse chorus verse. But I like what you wear. I'm scared of spiders when I don't think about them alot. The more I think the less I am. I think. I think therefore I am. The less I think the more I am. I know you are but what am I? Anyway, I have almost 2000 entries in my guestbook but that one of yours right there is a contender for BEST ENTRY EVARRr!!!11 Instant hall of fame anyway. WOLF! You know I actually went to school with an Ole. And I bet right around now he's old enough to be driving automobiles. I was going through pictures last night for my scanning adventure and there was one of him outside my house unlocking his bike. Already back then he was a speedfreak I assume. So no sex while watching football eh? That's a big blow to my plans. Speaking of blows is it alright to munch shaft while watching footie then? I guess it's not overtly romantic. But still. I think that would make a great gift for a boyfriend. One ticket that allows sex while watching football. It's like christmas coming early. Or the guy coming early. Harhar. I should stick to nursery rhymes methinks. Please don't expose my football-porno ring to the world. It's top secret. What do you think the french and english fans would do if they knew the real reason why zidane and beckham are/were injured? What an outrage there would be. There would probably be people wanting pornography banned. Imagine that. I mean really. Honestly, Mr FBI person reading this, I'm not a criminal at all. I swear I have the receipt for this new windows xp I got on a cd-r from work. Honestly. You called at 10:47 am - Monday,June 3, 2002

Message # 291 N: Della E: U: M: Hey Desert Rose... umm that sex with people remark was a SERIOUS typo and go back and read it cuz it is fixed now. I killed the shmider that had been haunting my bedroom today! Oh the sweet triumph. You called at 1:27 am - Monday,June 3, 2002

Message # 290 N: Charity E: U: http://rfb.diaryland.com M: Ok, so, wow. I have to go rent and watch Carrie now. Very interesting view on it. And I know all too well what you mean about not trusting others because you lack trust in yourself. You put it into words far better than that, of course, but it rang very true for me. (I hope that while I'm getting stoned in Austin I write entries that are even half as interesting as yours.) You called at 8:59 pm - Sunday,June 2, 2002

Message # 289 N: Plume E: U: http://plume.diaryland.com M: it's probably a great idea to discuss the posibilities of sending drugs via the mail in a public forum. With echelon and all. I bet FBI makes google searches for "+send +me +drugs". Yar. It must be possible to have sex in front of the tv. There must be some position that give a couple much sexual joy and still gives the guy the chance to watch football. And if there isn't such a position then I think I'll make it my life's goal to experiment and find it. Mhm. Now I'm going to go to bed though. I have a tv right next to my bed so at least I'll be sleeping with myself in front of the tv. That's a start I guess. You called at 5:50 pm - Sunday,June 2, 2002

Message # 288 N: Plume E: U: http://plume.diaryland.com M: Doink. You just signed my book while I was busy signing yours. Telepathy is underrated. I'm never dependable when it comes to gardening. Just ask my mum. She mowed the lawn today while I watched England make sillies of themselves. Good times. Although there's always room for sex. It can be had in front of the telly with the volume up or down whatever you preference is. And all the kids will be named darius and michael and brooklyn and beckham and lots of others too of course. Magnus Svensson maybe. You called at 4:57 pm - Sunday,June 2, 2002

Message # 287 N: Plume E: U: http://plume.diaryland.com M: What's wrong with gloomy? nothing, I say. Knock knocking on heaven's dooooor yeah. I've forgotten everything I was supposed to say now. That favourite thing confused me I'm easily amused. That was some christmas tree eh? The good old days. When we had a tree and we decorated it and we might even have tried to dance around it although we were only ever 4 persons. Cause grandma was drunk in the bathroom haha. No, she wasn't. I've haven't had a real christmas in years either. But at least it stills nows on occasion. Is it a good idea to send drugs via the mail? I have paranoid visions of cops knocking on my door going "what's all this then?" but maybe some day I'll let you make me an offer I can't refuse. Drugs. hehehe. Yeah. Awesome. Don't hate yourself, don't be down on yourself. You are greatness all rolled up in a smooth joint and you'd think I was doing drugs with some of the strange things I say. Where's doctor feelgood when you need him? You called at 4:54 pm - Sunday,June 2, 2002

Message # 286 N: me...grinning E: uneed2givemeyrAIMorMSNinfodangit@interestingonlineppl.org U: M: u're still making me smile...lol...i dunno abt doing yr creative writing assignment tho' -- i havent written nuttin near prose apart from this traino'thoughtdiarycrap 4 a looooooooong while...lol...i'm still up 4 u bearing my children, walking the canine i dont have & cooking 4 my mates tho'...that sound fantabulous...what's yr ringfinger measurements? ;0)... You called at 9:15 pm - Saturday,June 1, 2002